Posted by: theboyfromsmallville | August 10, 2008

George W. Bush gets it on with beach volleyball girls

IF YOU’RE the self-appointed leader of the free world and you happen to be at the Beijing Olympics, what would you do? 

Well, George W. Bush, with no imaginary terrorist hotspot to nuke, is currently in Beijing and decided to do the rounds of American athletes one day. Well, to prove he is as much a hot-blooded male as he is a certified idiot, George W. decided to visit the beach volleybelles first.

Once there, he got chummy with them and posed for a few souvenir shots.

Posing with beach volleybelles

Posing with beach volleybelles

 

Then, he got even chummier and gave a few hugs, spreadin’ the love around, y’know.

 

tight hug

tight hug

 

While at it, he decided to sweat it out. Y’know, shed off those excess poundage gained from sitting too long in th Oval Office barking out war orders to trigger-happy generals.

 

working out a little sweat

working out a little sweat

 

Having sweated it out, our beloved George W chats up the gals, giving them a personalized state of the nation address.

 

err... i did, i did see weapons of mass destruction in irag. swear!

err... i did, i did see weapons of mass destruction in irag. swear!

Since the secret service–and his wife–were not around anyway, George W. decides to stick around and watch the girls practice. And if you’re the president of the United States, you always have a front-seat view of anything you’d like to watch. I mean, anything.

 

I did! I did tee a beeg butt!

I did! I did tee a beeg butt!

 

And when you’re the president of the United States, and you feel that butt-watching isn’t enough, no one would dare deny you your fill of butt-slapping.

 

whos your daddy now?

who's your daddy now?

 

To redo a phrase from one Mr. Salceda, he may be an idiot, but he’s one lucky idiot.

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